Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Hot But Not Really

     And So I have recently watched the show BloodRayne on netflix and despite some much needed editing on the writers part, it was OK. There wasn't a whole lot of comparison to the video game so there were others in my house that were disappointing in it. The biggest flaw that I could find was yet once again, they took an inexperienced virgin and turned her into an overnight success in the bedroom. Apart from almost getting raped once and disposing of him, there was no other related sexual history there to turn her into an overnight fuck star.
     The attempted rape scene was the trigger for when she really started to find out that she was not only different but more closely related to a vampire.Needless to say, the rape was not successful so there there was no experience built up there. When she actually decided that she needed to "bust a nut," She willfully pinned the guy to a metal cage. It was like the jail cells from the old western movies. Rayne decided that she was just going to pull down his pants and climb on board while holding on to the metal bars. "That was hot" I must admit but way to advanced for anyone with that little sexual experience. I doesn't matter is she is half vampire or not.Seriously folks, Dracula himself has had several hundred years of rising from the coffin to entice voluptuous morsels who were all laced up and waiting for him on those lonely foreboding nights.
     Now that I am basically finished blasting another decent movie, it is almost time for my night of writing to begin. I have a writing date that I cannot be late for and my writing partner is a hot little red head. This is Dreamtimereaders signing off for now and remember, you never know when I'm going to pop up to vent about something. At least I try to make it entertaining.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Movie Trends

Perhaps its just me but do you sometimes notice certain trends occurring within the movie industry? Like several years ago it seemed Hollywood had to make a Peter Pan or Zorro movie every couple years. This little trend had me throwing my popcorn in rage whenever the previews would play. Yea those are great stories but there is a hell of a lot more out there to choose from. Especially now that self publishing has become available. You have authors crawling out of the woodwork with something to say.
     I have a lot to say as well and that is the great thing about blogging. I don't have to worry about getting booted from MySpace or Facebook because I can sometimes think of the weirdest things. This brings me to today's weird topic. What is up with Hollywood and all of the sex scenes with women on top?
     Yes I'm talking about all the sex scenes and seriously my question is why. Do they like the boob shot? The reality of the situation is that if you take a virgin and place her on top of the man she isn't going to somehow become a pro at mastering the position. Do you know, if the male isn't "hung like the Gods" then you had best have a sense of humor when attempting this. Otherwise he is going to be putting in more effort to keep it from falling out every few minutes.
     Thank God for Disney movies. I was never fond of watching others "Do the Deed" anyways. This is Dreamtimereaders signing out and asking WTF. Remember, never stop growing, learning, and always have a dream. It can keep you going when all else fails.