Friday, March 4, 2011

Read At Your Own Risk

I'm feeling extremely relaxed tonight and in a good mood.It's been a wonderfully busy week but I'm not tired tonight. I suppose dumping a load would be too vulgar of an image too offer you so we shall use the the acceptable terminology for this act of nature. It's called detoxification. After a decade of not being able to go regularly, I happily run to my "official office" twice a day to do the dirty deed. I guess I had too much liquid this last week or maybe it was something else. I also want to thank God for all the succulent cabbage, onions, and corn that I eagerly ingested. He definitely knows how to make me feel like a new woman. Going two to three times a day can get a little annoying with such a hectic schedule, but I don't mind at all. A good cleansing is euphoric and offers inner peace. I could go on but seriously I'm not trying to gross you out.

I'm been considering writing about this topic for a while yet the "ewe gross, I didn't want to hear that" response kept me from it for a long time until now. This brings me to the point of this discussion. Tonight I watched the fist three episodes of "Californication." It is supposed to be about a writer who hasn't written anything down in years. He claims that he just wants his old girlfriend and daughter back in his life yet, all he does is verbally abuse anyone who tried to establish a meaningful relationship with him.There is a different woman in bed with him every night. Every five minutes or less they show a different woman on top of him and the producers have not been sensitive to the eyes of viewers.

He even commits sexual misconduct with a minor. I think boobs are great too even though I choose to remain heterosexual. Even with that I didn't expect a porn TV series. It had nothing to do with a struggling writer. And so in conclusion, since I'm all for freedom of the press and expressing one's self, I finally decided to dedicate at least one of my blogs to "Taking A Shit."

Have a wonderful evening and remember, "Pooping is a good thing."

1 comment:

  1. Hi Loraine,
    I want to define my interesting comment...it means interesting, really. Another writer friend thought interesting meant bad...not to me it means interesting. Great blog.
    carole

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