A Free Read? Mmmm!

     Well the writing date with my hot redhead didn't work out tonight. We had a little princess and a silly little bug running around till almost 10 P.M. That was when their ringmaster finally showed up and now they are finally caged in for the night. But I had to take off and pick up my grouchy ol man. That specific trip took me almost two hours. Good thing I didn't shave cause I would have really been disappointed at such an uneventful evening. By the way, how much underarm hair is too much and when is it time to shave it off?
      So at least I am comfortable sitting here in my blue tie die pajamas that read "make love not war" with a couple of announcements before I tuck in for the night.
     1. Woman hangs herself at elementary school - This was a local headline that I came across the other day after watching a series of scary movies on netflix. Talk about a bad omen! Now all I can think about is now we are going to have some slaughter of the innocence by unseen satanic forces. It is an interesting thought for an upcoming project and on that note, rather funny.
     2. Thanks to a question asked by one of my MySpace friends I am going to offer a free read on my published works starting this Saturday. I will be offering one chapter a week (in order of course) on my published projects. This will be exclusively on my Blogger but updates will be posted on MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter.

This is Dreamtimereaders signing off and reminding you to never stop learning and growing, and always have a dream.

Hot But Not Really

     And So I have recently watched the show BloodRayne on netflix and despite some much needed editing on the writers part, it was OK. There wasn't a whole lot of comparison to the video game so there were others in my house that were disappointing in it. The biggest flaw that I could find was yet once again, they took an inexperienced virgin and turned her into an overnight success in the bedroom. Apart from almost getting raped once and disposing of him, there was no other related sexual history there to turn her into an overnight fuck star.
     The attempted rape scene was the trigger for when she really started to find out that she was not only different but more closely related to a vampire.Needless to say, the rape was not successful so there there was no experience built up there. When she actually decided that she needed to "bust a nut," She willfully pinned the guy to a metal cage. It was like the jail cells from the old western movies. Rayne decided that she was just going to pull down his pants and climb on board while holding on to the metal bars. "That was hot" I must admit but way to advanced for anyone with that little sexual experience. I doesn't matter is she is half vampire or not.Seriously folks, Dracula himself has had several hundred years of rising from the coffin to entice voluptuous morsels who were all laced up and waiting for him on those lonely foreboding nights.

     Now that I am basically finished blasting another decent movie, it is almost time for my night of writing to begin. I have a writing date that I cannot be late for and my writing partner is a hot little red head. This is Dreamtimereaders signing off for now and remember, you never know when I'm going to pop up to vent about something. At least I try to make it entertaining.

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Monday Morning News and Life Lessons

     I've had a great start so far to my early Monday morning routine. Well lets just say that noting was routine about this morning as I was woken up after 4 hours of sleep. This is normal for the start of the week. That brings me to today's newscast. My household headline is "Escaped convict captured."

     Eyewitness reports confirm that the suspect in question had no real plan in place. "It is a common occurrence with this one," reports the warden. "He usually just lounges back and waits for that millisecond opening to make his break." When he does get away, he is reported as "like a train slamming through the entrance as he flies through the doorway to the outside world." It was a rather funny situation. Our staff had to be sequestered to keep from annoying the guard on duty. He apparently had been extremely irritated that this happened to him. It was like watching a scene from the three musketeers or something. Just the way he tried kicking the empty air. Then proceeded to slam his lighter and cigarette on the floor. With the help of another guard, Hoot is safely back in his cell and will not be causing damage to anyone's trash cans this morning.

     Other headlines include "DEATH OF AN INNOCENT FAIRY." This very special little creature found itself stuck on a front porch Saturday. The occupants of the house did not want to harm it so they tried leaving the outside door open to help it out. They had been afraid that if it was captured, the process might give it a heart attack.By the late evening, the fairy decided to rest on a wire running across the ceiling. Sunday morning came and our little friend had left us for fairy heaven. To commemorate such an untimely passing, she was placed in a bed of flowers and bright foliage. Online condolences are welcome and donations can be made to your local animal shelter.
And now, time for today's feature presentation.
     I was given the opportunity to share my feelings about a rather controversial subject the other day and thought it was high time it was blogged about. So, are you gay, straight or prefer both? Like I really care! I honestly don't even want to know. When I look at someone, anyone for that matter, I see a wonderful and unique individual.
     So, how do you view yourself? Why would I be asking this? It's because I can't seem to find anyone who sees things exactly the way I do. but when I am given the chance to explain, it all becomes clear to them.Seriously, just like I do not see people through the color of their skin, I do not see people through their choice of sexual orientation. All I see is that each one of you are beautiful.

     Do you believe that our chemical makeup dominates our choices? I've just set you up there with that question. Some of the subtle Ques of  writing that your need to pay attention to. If you are given a choice then it is something you can control. To top thing off, society needs limits set. Without these limits, your so called chemical makeup would have society under control. Yes I know that some monkey's and penguins have same sex partners. That's all fine but what about those that  have a compulsive urge to sleep with children or animals? Who you sleep with is something you are able to control and it's time to stop making excuses.This is Dreamtimereaders saying "Good morning everyone and happy hunting in the relationships you are attempting. In the end, I think we all want the same thing. That is either great sex and/or a partner we can tolerate enough to grow old with.

Dreamtimereaders: Movie Trends

Dreamtimereaders: Movie Trends: Perhaps its just me but do you sometimes notice certain trends occurring within the movie industry? Like several years ago it seemed Hollywo...

Movie Trends

Perhaps its just me but do you sometimes notice certain trends occurring within the movie industry? Like several years ago it seemed Hollywood had to make a Peter Pan or Zorro movie every couple years. This little trend had me throwing my popcorn in rage whenever the previews would play. Yea those are great stories but there is a hell of a lot more out there to choose from. Especially now that self publishing has become available. You have authors crawling out of the woodwork with something to say.
     I have a lot to say as well and that is the great thing about blogging. I don't have to worry about getting booted from MySpace or Facebook because I can sometimes think of the weirdest things. This brings me to today's weird topic. What is up with Hollywood and all of the sex scenes with women on top?
     Yes I'm talking about all the sex scenes and seriously my question is why. Do they like the boob shot? The reality of the situation is that if you take a virgin and place her on top of the man she isn't going to somehow become a pro at mastering the position. Do you know, if the male isn't "hung like the Gods" then you had best have a sense of humor when attempting this. Otherwise he is going to be putting in more effort to keep it from falling out every few minutes.

     Thank God for Disney movies. I was never fond of watching others "Do the Deed" anyways. This is Dreamtimereaders signing out and asking WTF. Remember, never stop growing, learning, and always have a dream. It can keep you going when all else fails.

Behind the Scenes at the Barrel

     Finally I get the chance to sit down for a bit. It's been a busier then normal night at work. The summer is almost over and tourist season is fast approaching. At least I'm not worn out tonight. Must be the supplements and herbal teas. I'm thankful that we didn't have to put up with the normal drama that follows from working through a busy supper hour. It was nothing but smooth sailing and there were no time checks on any of the orders. Nothing was returned. Apart from the boys not keeping the steam line full, life was good tonight. One of my partners kept up with his normal ranting on how the hostess could not get a menu count correct to save her life but hey, this one likes to rant just for the sake of it. Actually he always has a point to make, but most of the time he likes having someone to just complain about it seems.
     I will get my novel finished within the next month, I hope. The hard part is sitting down long enough to finish it now but I'll get there so I can start on my other projects-in-waiting. I also want to sent out a shout to my Twitter followers out there. You are all appreciated.

     Tonight has ended well since one of the kids left a bouquet of flowers on the table. I don't know who it is for or if it is actually for anyone in particular but it was a nice touch. A quick reminder that in the month of October I will be offering one of my books for free on the downloadable version, so keep your eyes peeled. Good night everyone and remember, never stop learning, growing, and always have a dream to motivate you.

Dreamtimereaders: The Benefits of A Daily Stroll in the Park

Dreamtimereaders: The Benefits of A Daily Stroll in the Park: Although my feet are paying for it today, I was able to squeeze in several walks yesterday. Of course after only a couple months I don'...

The Benefits of A Daily Stroll in the Park

     Although my feet are paying for it today, I was able to squeeze in several walks yesterday. Of course after only a couple months I don't have a rockin' hot bod yet but I was able to add a couple blocks to my walk comfortably. And for now that is my goal, to loosen up my stiff knee and loose a little bit of weight. It's taking a long time to accomplish. It's been perhaps six years since I was hit by a truck. I sometimes have trouble remembering. Anyways, I'm still trying to overcome the obstacles associated with it. I had to completely learn to walk again and overcome depression. I mostly had do decide that I really wanted to live and enjoy life, along with taking care of my body. None of my decisions came to me all at once, but I had to think on how I can improve me.
     I ran into an old friend of mine last night while waling and he brightened up my day. Even though I wouldn't be able to bring him home with me, that friendly little white kitten with orange spots came out to play. I had worried that something happened to him since I haven't seen him in almost a month. The heat has been awful and there was also the possibility that he could have been hit by a car. It was as though he had never left though. He was still just as playful as ever while attacking my feet and the end of my cane. Afterwards, he would lay at my feet expecting to be petted. I imagined him as some sore of genie or having a curse since the last time he would not cross the bridge but this time he followed me all the way through the park. If I keep running into that cat I may write a short fairytale about it.

     It is time for me to start my morning and run so remember to never stop growing and learning.

Wow, No Arguments For The First Day Of School

That title says it all and all the teenagers started their day off right for the first day of school. All of them were up before six this morning getting ready and working together to shorten the list I had been preparing all week. While on occupied the shower, another was making coffee and the third was getting dressed. It may be too much to expect this behavior to continue for the rest of the week but miracles do happen.

To top things off, I received my first notice ever for jury duty. Not that I want to serve, I was just thinking or perhaps hoping that they had forgotten about me. It was only a questionnaire that needed filling out so my thinking is "no big deal, right?" I hope that is all it amounts to.

As so, I sit here quietly sipping the murky concoction that hides in a midnight colored Lakewiew cup. The radio beside me is serenade me with "My Savior, My God" and I think quietly about how gorgeous of a day this is going to turn out to be. I hope everyone's day starts out as great as mine. And so, remember to never stop learning and growing.

Dreamtimereaders: A Silly Tale To End A Great Week

Dreamtimereaders: A Silly Tale To End A Great Week: " It is an old tale that would usually be passed down to teach the younger generations on how to handle that once famous competition among..."

A Silly Tale To End A Great Week

  It is an old tale that would usually be passed down to teach the younger generations on how to handle that once famous competition among the scribes. It has also been passed down to help ease the tension of difficult years. This year the only purpose of that ancient competition is to appease the wrath of the Sun God Helios. Scribes must be gathered from the four corners of the earth to compete. They must make note of love and compassion towards mankind. Even the educated scholars are unable to fathom how many stories it will take to fend off his wrath but they keep trying. Will the earth burn with his fury or can the anger of the Sun God be quenched?

     The clan shakes their fist declaring that they will not be defeated and sends out a call for help. Seemingly out of nowhere they begin to pour in. Artist, authors, bards, dramatist, librettist, lyricist, metrist, odist, parodist, poetaster, rhymer and the lowly versifier diligently set out to create a love story that would make the God cry and bring relief from the unbearably hot conditions.

     Looking down, Helios fell in love with a human of radiant beauty but before he could profess his affection she fell in a deep hole and was lost to him forever. At the same time, the stories of the artist came pouring through, forcing his heart to break. The heaven's opened up in a torrent and the land was quenched. The competition also managed to bring in a substantial income from the proceedings. And so, all was well once again.

     And with my silly little tale complete, I and happy to say that it was a great IRWA meeting today in Fishers IN. Our attendance was excellent today and we had a  a wonderful presentation from our guest speaker, Jane Friedman. Thanks Jane for that wonderful presentation on self publishing and for all the valuable information that was shared. If you would like information about Romance Writers of America or are interested in joining, please check out our website at www.indiana.com/join/.

     The actual heat wave is over and school is about to start thankfully. I hope everyone had a pleasant summer although I am looking forward to getting rid of the kids and finally getting my house cleaned. The peace and quiet will also be nice. It has been a busy summer that left me little time to write or even keep up with my blog but I hope that will be remedied soon. I've learned a lot this year since I've taken up the position as treasurer for IRWA and it has been very rewarding. With their help and advice I hope to have my first romance novel available soon, but not too soon. I really need to study more on editing and polishing my work. With that said, have and excellent week, don't party too much, and never stop learning. The payoff in the end is worth every minute of the sacrifice.

Another Late Evening Walk

 It’s going on 3 months and I’m doing fine without smoking. I figured you would be interested to know. I must bid you all good night while I am still able to type so have a good evening and while I have the time, I’ve come to enjoy my night time walks and being able to share them with you. Tonight was no different as far as the enjoyment aspect goes.  Yet every time I set out for my walks it is always different. It has truly been a dry season and I can still feel the effects as my daughter and I traverse through the tall scratchy grass. At least tonight I can feel the late evening dew cooling the tips of my toes. Even though the grass is still quite dry, it is relieving to sense some type of moisture in the mossy plain below. Still I miss the feel of a hydrated carpet under my feet.

Tonight I decided to take along my computer and a bit of Star Whiskey mixed with diet coke to make the night a little more entertaining. My plan was to get a small buzz while listening to a little bit of ripped music on my laptop. I did not calculate that the park closed at eleven and we might get questioned by a cop. Needless to say, I did not lose my cool when he came over to speak and let us know that there has been trouble lately due to school almost ready to start.  I’m not saying that the copper was dumb, but he never said anything about me smelling like alcohol. Perhaps I managed to put on enough perfume. Maybe God is truly watching over me and realizing that I need something to ease the pain so I can get a bit of exercise. I have learned over the years to not question a possible good outcome and what is acceptable with the Lord. Do not try to confuse what is excusable with sin in general. No matter what, there will come a Day of Atonement and judgment.

Despite my conscience preaching to me, I was still able to count my blessings. My house was cleaned without my nagging and I unexpectedly had the day off. This is a blessing that never seems to happen at my place but I’m very thankful that I’m able to talk about it. It doesn’t matter that I’m on the verge of not being able to talk about it either. It’s been a long time since I’ve really been drunk so may God be with you and have a good night.

Kudos to tonight's romantic couple, it is the crocodile hunter and his beautiful wife. This guy truly had charm and a beautiful family, as well as a nice bod. My prediction is that he will become a legend  or perhaps a god sometime in the far future. Lets face it folks, with a reputation such as his, there is not a better fitting ending as to become legendary like a Greek or Roman god. May your families days be long upon the earth and if the Lord is willing, may you be prosperous.