I had planned on doing my usual updates since I haven't been on in a while until I came across something interesting in the spam box. Normally I wouldn't even take a second look at it but geese, I think I've put a stitch in my side laughing over the content of two letters. Heck, I don't care if its a scam or if I'm truly in trouble, because these two letters are worth framing and being talked about for years to come. I'll be 70 years old and a friend will walk up to me in the nursing home while I'm playing my video games and ask, "do you remember the time we thought our Federal Government was commin' after you?"
I'll just let you read for yourself and make up your own mind, how about that?
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Saif Al Islam Ghadaffi
show details May 30 (9 days ago)
My names are Saif Al Islam Ghadaffi, the son of the present president of Libya.
I am contacting for an urgent assistance. As you can read and see in the media, my family is presently undergoing tough time in the hand of the masses due to his long stay in power as the president of Libya for over 40 years now. Although there is no way you can satisfy human being, my father has done so many things to better the life of our people and unfortunately they never appreciated his effort.
Please read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208434/Gaddafi-son-buys-10m-Hampstead-mansion.html
The International community has reached a resolution for immediate seizure of our assets both in US and the UK.
I want to request your humble assistance to receive a total sum of $45.5 million US dollars which we have succeeded in moving the cash to an undisclosed Area.
You will receive this fund directly and keep it safe while I shall come down to meet you or send a trusted friend for necessary investment as may be suggested by you.
You should kindly let me know your percentage as we will be ready to share whatever percentage for your assistance.
Please reach me on my private email address: saalg02@yahoo.co.jp
Regards.
Saif Al Islam Ghadaffi
And then there was this one as well
WE NEED PROOF
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FBI WASHINGTON DC
show details May 25
Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
5/25/2011
This is an official letter from federal bureau of investigation criminal justice and information records department, this is of extreme importance and you are expected to respond immediately or run the risk of being prosecuted.
Bank of Nigeria transferred 10,500,000.00 us dollars to bank of America in your favor as the beneficiary by inheritance means. Bank of Nigeria used what we call “secret diplomatic transit payment” s.d.t.p method to pay this fund by wire transfer. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities.
the question I ask you is this, why must your payment be made in a secret transfer, if the transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account? Why did you instruct them to use a coded means to transfer your fund? Funds like this have always been related to terrorist activities/money laundering, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds are credited into your account because you might be innocent, which is my presumption for now, but you need to proof this to the FBI.
FBI stopped the transfer of $10,500,000.00 usd through a secret diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a) that was used to wire this fund to you. we advice you to contact us immediately, as your funds are stopped and held in our custody, you are to provide us with the diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) document that accompanied you’re funds within the next 3 days.
To proof to us that the funds you are receiving from Nigeria is terrorist/drug free and not proceeds from money laundering. Failure to produce the dist document, we shall impound the transfer and prosecute you for criminal offense, but on the contrary your funds will be released to immediately we receive the dist document. we have decided to contact you directly by email because of time and your phone number here isn’t going through, acquire the dist document as proof that you are the rightful beneficiary,
The dist is very important because the dist document guarantees you of the following
60t your credit payment is irrevocable
61h you are empowered to receive the funds without further scrutiny
62j your bank can either be in usa/uk/outside or anywhere you are having full residency
Reply immediately with this dist document if you want to receive your transferred funds we intercepted
ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
CC CANADIAN POLICE ASSOCIATION
CC GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC ASIA PACIFIC GROUP ON MONEY LAUNDERING (APG)
CC INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
CC INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF SECURITIES COMMISSIONS (IOSCO)
CC ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)
Ain't that some shit!
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